'Better Call Saul' Episode 2: Introducing the 'Hoboken squat cobbler'
Urban Dictionary: Squat Cobbler
Danny spent half an hour at the bakery deliberating between blueberry and cherry for his Hoboken Squat Cobbler, but what difference could it make since his ass has no taste buds? You know what squat cobbler is. It's amazing. Squat cobbling and it's variants are designed to titillate the senses and are often stored on various forms of digital media. This is tremendously annoying, but it must be done, unless you are thinking you might like to just dump that crumble shit onto a bunch of whole apples and chow down, which might be tasty but will not be apple crumble, and also if anyone sees you doing that it might be your last meal as a free person. Proll Boston cream , Dutch Apple , lemon meringue , if it's a pie he's sitting on it and loving it.
ROSE & LAVENDER APPLE COBBLER
Peel and core and slice them apples! Toss and toss to get everything fairly well distributed. There can be combinations of both, but not all pie sitters cry.
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